saxon is the most annoying guy you will ever meet. he has the tiniest dick in history, smaller than your toes.
he is also 4'7, and looks like phineas flynn with brown hair. girls scream and run away whenever they see him. he is also gay with his best friend, always a boy called liam.
he is also 4'7, and looks like phineas flynn with brown hair. girls scream and run away whenever they see him. he is also gay with his best friend, always a boy called liam.
girl 1: omg its saxon hide
girl 2: quickly run
saxon: hey ladies
girl 1: SHIT RUN BECKY HE FOUND US
girl 2: *screams*
girl 2: quickly run
saxon: hey ladies
girl 1: SHIT RUN BECKY HE FOUND US
girl 2: *screams*
by ekittengrabber June 06, 2023
by Saxon_Parasitic December 19, 2023
To be so completely intoxicated you lose all senses except those of immediate perception. Reverting yourself to the cognitive ability of a 4 month old
by Dr. Emiele vaxximama December 08, 2023
hes a fungi AAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA BC MUSHROOMS HHAHAH
WILL REJECT INSIDE JOKES HES A CONSERVATIVE MAN, LOVES PARLIMENT HES BLONDE
WILL REJECT INSIDE JOKES HES A CONSERVATIVE MAN, LOVES PARLIMENT HES BLONDE
by footboy565656 May 16, 2022
Doomer Anglo Saxonism (not to be confused with 19th century Anglo Saxonism) is an ideology and aesthetic created around mid-2024 by the youtuber AngloVikingYT.
It integrates the aesthetic of metal, English folk culture, history, punk and doomerism with a huge emphasis on the culture of Germanic tribes (Angles, Saxons and Jutes) that migrated to Romano-Britain in the early middle ages and later created under Alfred The Great what we now know as England at the threat of the Danish heathen army at their doorstep.
Targeted at youths of English descent, it essentially an aesthetic about the our ancestors mainly prior to 1066 and their way of life to make it through the troubles the modern world has brought upon us. It rejects the pointless hedonistic lifestyle of today and focuses more on independent moral values aligned with tradition, personal religion, a common aesthetic culture and a shared sense of belonging to this tribal group.
In its true sense, it is not politically driven but something to enjoy since politics is a thing of a bygone age. It's truly an idea.
It integrates the aesthetic of metal, English folk culture, history, punk and doomerism with a huge emphasis on the culture of Germanic tribes (Angles, Saxons and Jutes) that migrated to Romano-Britain in the early middle ages and later created under Alfred The Great what we now know as England at the threat of the Danish heathen army at their doorstep.
Targeted at youths of English descent, it essentially an aesthetic about the our ancestors mainly prior to 1066 and their way of life to make it through the troubles the modern world has brought upon us. It rejects the pointless hedonistic lifestyle of today and focuses more on independent moral values aligned with tradition, personal religion, a common aesthetic culture and a shared sense of belonging to this tribal group.
In its true sense, it is not politically driven but something to enjoy since politics is a thing of a bygone age. It's truly an idea.
by F1nnR45 June 19, 2024
Saxon may seem like his cock is as long as his hockey stick. all people can talk about is his king cobra swinging between your thighs but what about his amazing personality, or his perfect smile, or his hot dad. his dads so hot. if you date this sweet loving boy be weary of holly thats the snake we should talk its way more important than saxons snake xx. holly wants your man so watch out
by sneakylink 1019 May 05, 2024
Rodney: “you going out tonight mate?”
Tarquin: “ oh god yeah, I’m going to get absolutely spanglo saxoned”
Tarquin: “ oh god yeah, I’m going to get absolutely spanglo saxoned”
by Keizer June 17, 2018