Sami

THE GREATEST PERSON ON EARTH, I AM CORRECT.
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG

THEY ARE SYMBOL OF GREATNESS AND WILL AMAZE YOU EVERY TIME

Some, uncultured swine: This Persons like cool, I mean really fucking cool

Me: yea, it’s a Sami.

Some other, fucking asshole: I think this person uncool as shit!
*skiddadles away*

by Mr Steal you Man’s (ash) March 17, 2022

Sami

the most thot inducing man you will ever meet. he has a 11 inch dong and balls o' steel. nothing will ever kill him because he is immortal and has the power of the christian god times 4. if you meet a Sami bow down in honor and fear fore he will smite you before you can say "Sami is the coolest person i've ever met." don't even try to stop what coming because Sami has the bes abs you've ever seen and there so rock hard that you could literally cut diamonds on them. dont fuck with a sami.

Sami is so omnipantant that he could destroy that universe in less time than it takes you to say "i wish that sami were my friend hes so cool and handsome"

by sami has a big dick March 29, 2022

Sami

The Meaning Of No Bitches, may be smart, but less smart then another.

"Sami?"
"?"
"No, as in No Bitches."

by Sami's Assisstant June 1, 2022

sami

fake ass bitch.

bru sami always swhichin whos side she even on ent more

by Footballfan0097 September 2, 2022

Sami

Sami has a huge horse cock. He is a lover and a fighter and a huge fucker as well. Also he is compatible with everyone and never shits his pants. He is the one. And last but not least, he is perfect and girls love him.

OMG Look it's Sami. ooo i heard he's an Nietzschean affirmationist.

by Emanual cunt April 17, 2023

Sami

When someone does something weird or silly.

- I'm going to go outside

- But it's snowing?

-Yeah I'm sami

by Samigirl December 13, 2023

sami

Sami is a intellectual little fucker. hes got the smile of a demon but the charms of an angel. as he walks past you, not only can you smell his delicate scent, you can also feel it, it is the feeling of warmth and belonging. he is the definition of human perfection, the divine form of life sent down by god himself.

"i wanna be a sami"
"damn is that a sami"
"that sami nigga is sexy"
"i hope my mum dont meet sami, i dont wanna be compared to him 24/7"

by nikzebi May 23, 2024