chunky salsa

stuff that spues forth violently from between a womans legs that can commonly be mistaken as chip dip. The stuff that can stick to your leg, the wall, random passerby

unfortunatly for mary it was that time of the month and the chunky salsa flowed like a red river of doom or like an inducing blue ball river of doom.

by skippy the hippy December 9, 2008

basement salsa

When you mix your poop with jizz. Girls love it on totilla chips.

I can't believe she ate a whole plate of basement salsa!

by N17R0 October 7, 2004

salsa stick

a hispanic dick,cock,pork,prick etc..

Look a those hispanic hombres with those massive salsa sticks

by jim April 30, 2004

mango salsa

Woman that resembles a caveman.

Have you seen Tweeks girl, she is total mango salsa

by bobvoso November 9, 2006

chips and salsa

Any of the most basic sexual positions, missionary, 69, etc.

The first time we made love, it was chips and salsa

by elliot February 13, 2005

Toss The Salsa

To dismiss any and all feelings for an (ex) guy/girl, who has caused nothing but burning pain and heartache. Similar to the sensation of eating too much salsa.

Guy 1: "Dude...i just can't stop thinking about her."

Guy 2: "She was a bitch man...just toss the salsa."

by Bon Skoffa December 29, 2010

Salsa Fucked

1.This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

2. when you eat a ton of chips and salsa before your meal comes and your not hungry anymore

1.Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked

2. dude are you gunna eat your burrito?

no i salsa fucked myself and im not hungry anymore

by cpcecil December 17, 2008