garage sale

When people get all their useless old crap and put it on their driveway/lawn, set the price, and sell it to people
The computer I'm writing this on has parts from a garage sale in it.
by sum yungai September 01, 2003
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yard sale

When you are skiing down a mountain and all of your gear flies
in every direction after a big wipe out or small avalanche. It sux trying to gather it all together afterwards.
Dude, I was flying down the pass yesterday when a noobie cut me off and I bit the slope at like 100 mph. My gear was a total yard sale. I lost my snoopy beannie.
by deletedu February 27, 2008
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On sale at Walmart

Diarrhea.

*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."
Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.

Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.
by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022
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Donut Sale

2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.
(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
2:"Donut sale!"
1:"shut up."

(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
F:"what?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."
by guyvf December 10, 2008
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Talent Sale

The current state of the IT job market caused by higher than normal unemployment rates. Companies are discovering that they can attract talented, highly qualified candidates at lower wages than they have in the past.
HR: Look at all these rock star candidates with 15+ years, masters degrees, and impressive accomplishments willing to work for $85k! It's a veritable Talent Sale!
by SomeITGuy September 14, 2009
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Baked sale

Similar to a bake sale, a baked sale adds the final touch to all the baked goods to ensure a phenomenal high!
"Hey tommy did you go to the baked sale?"
"Yeah I did, you would not believe how high those cookies made me"
by A-wake January 16, 2015
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hail sale

When hail falls on a car dealership, all the new and used cars get dinged up by the hail. They are then put on sale for a reduced price. Hence the term, "hail sale".
After that mega-thunderstorm moved through, the local dealership had a hail sale.
by Teratogen August 23, 2013
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