restless steeze syndrome

Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders and surfers. Documented effects may include frequent mentioning of buttery slides or body motions replicating a pendy even though the effected patient has no board with them. Triggers have been claimed that ingestion of cannabis and seeing steeze footage leads to severe cases of RSS.

After his third joint Mikes RSS became so severe that he grabbed the nearest board and hit a sick coleman. His friends could tell when they saw him put his hands on the ground as if to hit a 180 frontside. Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders

by ButterBros September 11, 2015

Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome

When the affected person cannot stop tickling their rectum no matter the circumstances and is kept from sleeping or doing anything that involves staying still.

"Bill, why are you always tickling your rectum?"
"I have Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome"
"Oh"

by Boe Jidon February 1, 2023

Nick Rutledge

Very awesome, slick dude that has a massive cock with a length of 10.5 inches. He also has a strange addiction for chocolate milk

Girl: that guy has a massive cock and is drinking chocolate milk. Bet he's a Nick Rutledge

by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks September 1, 2017

Rustler's Rooste

Bunch of stoners dressed up as hicks makin bank in the winter and balls in the summer singin bout freecreditreport.com and playin grabass in the kitchen. they also serve food.

(friend 1) Hey man u wanna work at rustler's rooste?
(friend 2) Naw man i heard they make balls

by dvldjuevos October 19, 2008

rustles my jimmies

When something rustles your jimmies, it annoyed you or made you slightly angry.

Person 1: I can't believe Chipotle ran out of black beans!
Person 2: I know! That really rustles my jimmies.

by the only frito left in the bag June 4, 2018

Sunday Restlessness

This is the feeling you get on a Sunday, usually in the late afternoon or early evening. It usually results from a combination of an uneventful weekend and anxiety over work the next week. Symptoms of Sunday restlessness include going on a drive aimlessly around town, going for a walk, or going into a store for no real reason. Being unhappy with your job increases the intensity.

I went out for a drive to alleviate my Sunday restlessness.

by New English December 6, 2010

sticky rutledge

While your doing a girl from behind, when you are ready to cum simply pull out and blow your load on her back. Then use your finger to draw a picture of a Pelican on her back with your semen. Then reach down and twist her foot so hard she will no longer be able to walk.

I wonder if the reason that girl is using crutches is she got sticky rutledged.

by recoil April 30, 2012