Ivan Rodriguez

One of the most famous and successful actors in homosexual pornography ever. He has sucked more cock than anyone else in history and been shafted in every orifice more times than anyone can count. He is an inspiration to homosexuals everywhere.

Hey, didn't Ivan Rodriguez suck Nick's cock 20 times yesterday?

Ivan robbed a sperm bank yesterday because he was thirsty.

by gangstaassnigga April 17, 2011

{alex rodriguez}

1. an overpaid pussy
2.a gay who uses purple lipgloss
3.a ballslapper/ballsucker
4.jeter's buttbuddy
5.a choking steroid filled homo
6.gay
7.should die
8. #1 homo prostitute in america

"{Alex Rodriguez} just sucked on jeter's penis for god luck in the game."
YANKEES SUCK

by u dont need to no March 27, 2008

Alex Rodriguez

By far the best baseball player in the world right now. Puts up amazing numbers and, yes, is overpaid, along with the majority of baseball players. Fields decently at third base because that awesome guy Derek Jeter isn't willing to move even though he's not the best fielder either, while A-rod was stellar at short before moving to the Yankees. Is renowned for "choking" in playoff situations, although those happen to be small sample sizes in which anything can happen, and before 2005 actually played really well in the playoffs. Is hated by many Yankees fans because they believe that over the past years he hasn't lifted the team as much as he should because he's the best player in baseball, although they could point to bad pitching and having players out of their prime under huge contracts (e.g. Jason Giambi). They fail to realize that without his play the Yankees actually would've been worse those years.

Jeter up to bat, with the Yankees tied. Hits a bloop for a single.
Yankee Fan: Nice, man, Jeter leads the team so well.
Alex Rodriguez up to bat, flies out to left.
Yankee Fan: Wow...he should take a couple of pointers from Jeter. Why are we paying this guy so much money if he doesn't will us to win?
Later in the game, Yankees up by 3. A-rod hits a home run.
Yankee Fan: Wow. Thanks for a meaningless home run, A-rod. Way to pad your stats and come up strong when we don't need it.

by rea5661 April 23, 2008

Dirty Rodriguez

Much like the Dirty Sanchez but after giving the victim a moustache, you give one to yourself.

After Jimmy gave Sally the Dirty Sanchez, he gave himself a Dirty Rodriquez.

by MainEvent April 8, 2003

Rodriguez

the act of publicly showing your butthole to someone because they have opinions that differ from your own

Im totally gonna rodriguez that nazi

by merman24000 August 29, 2018

Rodrique Collins

Is a good friend but is way better then someone named Elijah at minecraft

Hell my name is Rodrique Collins

by idgaf so lml April 20, 2021

Tyler Rodrigues

A ugly ass nigga with 3 half siblings names Madison, Travis, and Kendell. He wiped his own shit on his siblings and sometimes has 3 somes with his dad for ps plus. His mom is a dirty whore and at least one of his "step brothers" has a cum sock. All People Named Tyler James Rodrigues are gay, they love sucking fatty chode and gargling sperm and flossing with pubic hair. They have sex with autistic kids named Josh and love it up the ass. He hates his dad but will beg for that new PS5. His dick looks like a cosmic brownie with foreskin

I heard Tyler Rodrigues has a FATTY CHODE and it tasted like a Fritos chip

by GoldfishTacoshell2 November 14, 2019