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rocky mountain river trail

The act of lying on your back while someone hovers over you, spreading their cheeks as a drink is poured on their back. The liquid flows between the ass cheeks into your eager mouth.
Christoph wanted me to try his energy drink, so we Rocky Mountain River Trailed it!
by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023
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Rocky Mountain Snot Box

When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube
There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.
by Mbop January 14, 2022
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Rocky Mountain Goodness

A noun that is code for beer. Was first used by Mitchell talking on the phone to his frat bros and trying to chaperone a marching band competition.
"So, uh, you want some of that Rocky Mountain Goodness, then, yeah?"
by Gino DaFinksta August 31, 2007
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Rocky Mountain High School

A school that used to have a fantastic art program but is now a sad dumpster fire full of meth addicts and wannabe jocks.
Do you remember Rocky Mountain High School?”
“No!”

Or

“Your mom must have went to Rocky Mountain High School!”
by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025
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Rocky Mountain Alcatraz

A ten acre “Ranchette” situated on a windswept rock outcropping,
where there is nothing to do but look out the window or at the other “inmates”
while waiting for the weekly “supply shuttle” from town.
They sold the house in Seattle
and bought a "Rocky Mountain Alcatraz" in Montana.
by MTripod February 19, 2008
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Rocky Mountain express

A Willy Wonka Special that is performed west of the Rocky Mountains
Good lord, Will gave me a Rocky Mountain Express and it was NOT my cup of tea
by DillyDerk June 17, 2021
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Rocky Mountain Log Jam

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd
Me and the wife did a Rocky Mountain Log Jam last night. It was so hot!
by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025
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