This nigga is very tall, very handsome, very athletic, and oh my lord is he fast. Getting yourself involved with roccos sexual tensions might end up costing you a WHOLE day. 24 straight hours. No breaks. No bathroom breaks. And man is it something special. This fella can grow some of the finest mushrooms around and you might think they are to eat for delusions but no. They are mushrooms for your pizza.
Jackson:Yo ross I really REALLY wish i could be like my main man rocco
Lane:Who i this rocco guy ive never heard of him
Brayden: OMG YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF MY KING ROCCO, HE IS BEING CURRENTLY COMPARED TO TOM BRADY IN HIS ABILITY TO SLANG THAT THANG
Jackson: Do your research my boy hes an internet sensation right now
Lane:WOAH,IVE SEEN THAT GUY AT TARGET
by lingachingawinga November 6, 2023
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To be god and almighty, superior of all mankind.
Person 1: "man i just went to church yesterday"

Person 2: "Rocco church?"
by Erdemm April 23, 2019
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A rock which makes Elmo go Insane( he becames a savage!!!!)
HOW IS ROCCO SUPPOSED TO EAT IT ZOE? ROCCO DOESN'T EVEN GOT A MOUTH! ROCCO IS A ROCK!! ROCCO. IS. NOT. ALIVE!!!!
by yomumishot March 2, 2022
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A amazing dude with a bing bong ding dong thats longer than the burj kalifa, he also has preatty big mommy milkers.

that boy is me btw
by Bigboybradley190 March 3, 2022
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A strange boy. Funny looking, pretty ugly, and crazy. Loves funky stuff, attracted to cats. Has the personality of a wet flannel. Someone who you will probably forget.
When I saw Rocco, I felt vomit inside me.

OMG! Did you see how Rocco took that cock.

Wow! Rocco you always make me want to castrate you.
by BurrageianoRonaldo November 21, 2021
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