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retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite
Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.
by gigigig11 August 21, 2018
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Redneck Retirement

Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)
"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.
by MasterDaddySir November 9, 2020
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retire the cup

A phrase said to suggest that no other future answer to a question could possibly ever be any better. Refers to an old practice of ceasing to give an award (usually a perpetual trophy) once it's been won by the same entity a certain number of times.
A: Who do you think is the best national women's soccer team?
B: The USA. Retire the cup.
by sensei10 July 9, 2019
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Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
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retirement whistle

When you start whistling every "S" while talking, it's time to retire.
My coworker blows his retirement whistle like a referee every time he says a word that contains an "S" while he's talking on the phone. I wish he'd just throw in the towel and retire. It's seriously going to drive me batshit crazy.
by WorkManager October 3, 2017
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Edmund Hillary Retirement Village

A large hotel for the over 70's. Residents love it there and often say their highlight is the beautiful landscaped grounds and access to amenities.
The Edmund Hillary Retirement village is a beautiful hotel.
by sisibubbles February 27, 2022
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Retired side chick

A woman who makes the conscious choice to stop engaging in emotionally unavailable relationships. Due to years of toxicity and lack of pay, in order to reach full H.O.E potential
After years of hoeing Maya is finally a retired side chick
by Sumatisavage February 8, 2023
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