Retirement Zombie

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.

Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!

by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023

W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan

Stands: Work Until You Die retirement plan

I just got my 401K statement, it seem I am enrolled in the W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan .

by Guy O May 10, 2014

Retirement Project

A euphemism for a pipe dream/non realistic goal

Ron wanted to play for the NBA however, due to being 4 foot 8 it was a retirement project since the NBA needed tall players.

by fartso55 November 22, 2018

retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021

yuly retire

for someone who is retired and still pushing contest and got 115k contest

yuly is yuly retire

by goodmanxD April 30, 2021

Retired

Another word for "retard"

Random guy: I'm retired
Borat Sagdiyev: You are retard

by ʔ May 1, 2025

Hemingway retirement

A Hemingway retirement is a shotgun in you mouth and then pulling the trigger.

Fuck that shit, i'm gonna take a Hemingway retirement!

by asgerkhan June 17, 2017