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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011
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Ready Freddy

A phrase commonly used to express or inquire readiness for something about to happen.
Example 1
Person 1: Are you ready to go to the store?
Person 2: Ready Freddy!

Example 2
Person 1: I'm ready to go to the store. Ready Freddy?
Person 2: Yes, I'm ready to go.
by Ranran's Russy February 20, 2010
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Rave Ready

Rave-ready is a term referring to the mind state of being "down to do anything at any time without question", as long as it's socially called for within a group setting. Originally referring to excessive drug usage and partying, the creators of the word soon realized it was more than that... it's an entire lifestyle.

You're either Rave-ready or you're not.
There is no grey area or in-between.
If someone asks you if you're Rave-ready, you say, "Yes... I AM."

If the situation becomes foul and disgusting to the point of not being cool anymore, you can claim "I'm not Rave-ready enough", and in this case you are exempted because that situation has become "Rave-expired". It is no longer within the bondaries of being Rave-ready.

Both living creatures and inanimate objects can be Rave-ready. It takes a lot for a non-living item to be Rave-ready though. It has to be TRULY Rave-ready to be Rave-ready.

The group consensus determines if someone or something is Rave-ready or not. Raveready.com will be the future site for all your Rave-ready needs.
1. "Let's take some Xanax and then go home and buy a Quarter Ounce of Cocaine and do it all to the face while we stay up another night and go in to work on Monday looking haggard. That's totally fucking Rave ready"

2. "That guy running around in his underwear at the party was NOT Rave-ready. That guy was definitely Rave-expired."

3. "Is eating this 36-hour old California Burrito fucking rave-ready guys?" "Hell no, that's not only rave-expired, that's FOOD-expired."
by Psilo707 July 2, 2008
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Hot-N-Ready

A new unit of measurement as defined by the price of a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready Pizza ($5). When money is tight, and pizza is your primary food source, things get a lot more real.
Hey Steve can you loan me $25 for some concert tickets? No way Jason that is like 5 Hot-N-Readys.
by Puddy's 8 Ball Jacket March 11, 2017
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star power ready

In PlayStation2's GUITAR HERO, star power is ready after your meter has reached a certain level, allowing a bonus multipler until your star power runs out. This is activated by the words "STAR POWER READY!" cueing you to sweep your guitar vertically in typical rocker style, or you can wuss out and press select for the same effect.

In real life, a person will get ballsy after realizing or hearing from his buddies that if he's "star power ready"...carpe diem, rock star! Bonus confidence and self esteem!
Guy: There goes Melissa, man I've wanted to hit that for years!
Dude: Star power ready, homeslice.
Guy: Dude...I'm totally gonna go for it this time. My star power IS ready!!!
Dude: You rock!
by MyDigitalis July 19, 2006
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read siege

A book that showcases true intellectual abilities.
Perhaps a world benchmark in terms of literary ability.
John: "How can I get in to Fascism?"
A true, pure white intellectual: "Read Siege."
by ANONYMOUS192913 May 19, 2018
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Left on read

ur here for a reason huh
by eerreressssdaas November 19, 2020
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