McDonald's Restaurant

1. A place that actually was indicted for using kangaroo meat in their 100% beef product, but had enough money to keep it out of the media (and out of court).

2. A place that probably should have just avoided false advertising and served kangaroo meat initially (I would eat it), since they have found incredible success with a stupid clown.

3. A place that still confuses the migrant mutation of "McDonald" with "MacDonald" when it is that they attempt to affiliate themselves with a clan reasoning and something beyond a clown and kangaroo meat, shell game.

4. A magnificent move for a young J.R. Simplot!

Let's go to McDonald's Restaurant and get something to push into our face.

by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

Please-Proceed-In-Restating-Your-Words

MY way of saying "Hey, ummm... I can't understand what you are saying, you should... ummm... say that again?"

But my way is super cool!

"Hey! Oobachookaloomakooba!"

"Please-proceed-in-restating-your-words!"

"Oh, I said ooba chooka looma kooba!"

"O...kay? Thanks!"

by Veronica Erickson January 29, 2009

restaurant

A place where you throw food at unsuspecting customers.

"Yeah, I went to the restaurant to throw food at my mom, and that's how she died from a spoon to the face"

by *place name here* October 15, 2009

restaurant atm

When you pay the meal with a credit card and collect cash from your co-diners.

Cough up some cash mofo, i'll put the whole bill on my card. I love to visit the restaurant atm -- fee free.

by janitorforfree April 10, 2008

Restaurnaut

One who very commonly eats out, and is recognized easily by waitstaff.

Hey man, they just let that dude in before us and we've been waiting forever. He must be a restaurnaut.

by Definer Things March 7, 2009

Restaurant Mouth

A medical condition in which one uses foul language after a shift working within a restaurant due to excessive use of vulgarity within said restaurant.

Sherri: "Hey honey, how was work?"
Mike: "Fucking terrible. Just fucking terrible."
Sherri: "NOT AROUND THE KIDS, MICHAEL!"
Mike: "Sorry, I guess I still have restaurant mouth."

by Sitty July 8, 2010

restarvation

n. When someone becomes mentally retarded by starving theirselves of their favorite foods, typically from fast food restaraunts.

bob: "what the hell is wrong with joe? he's just not himself anymore.."

bill: "he's trying to recover from a severe case of restarvation."

by grandfather4 November 4, 2010