Remote Dock

When the tip of your penis touches the front of the toilet seat or bowl, where another man's penis has already touched.

"hey man, thanks for letting me use your porcelain throne. I remote docked on the seat, so you may want to clean it before you honk out a dirt snake."

by Raunchtastic August 17, 2016

eurozone recovery

"Eurozone Recovery": A fictitious belief akin to the second coming of Christ and forecasted to happen within minutes of each other.

Oh man, Peter drives so slowly that the Eurozone recovery will arrive before he does.

by PipTrapper September 26, 2013

The Universal Law of the Lost Remote

The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.

I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.

by Ndallenaz January 29, 2010

Who the fuck keeps removing dictionary entries?

Me

I did it.

by Chodeser February 7, 2003

Butt-recovery-mode

The period of time in which you cant sit down after taking a poop

Dude that shit I took was fucked up. I was in butt-recovery-mode for like 15 minutes!

by Coolcandy March 7, 2010

recovering

when your hurt from a stupid love crisis or recovering from being drunk the night before.

i'm recovering in bed

by CozUzumaki May 28, 2008

TV Remote

The greatest of all time, or "G.O.A.T." at the popular game hide and seek. Much like the NBA basketball player Steph Curry, the TV remote is always there when it doesn't matter, but never shows up when you need it.

"What happened to the love that you used to have for me?" Sarah asked
"Just like the TV remote, it's lost and gone forever." Paul replied

by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017