The practice of pointing the wrong remote control at an electronic device and expecting it to work; also the feeling shame, idiocy and frustration realizing you have done so
Brutus is using the TV remote to try to operate the DVR! It's clear a case of remotus operandi!
I spent five minutes with remotus operandi trying to turn down the volume on the stereo!
I spent five minutes with remotus operandi trying to turn down the volume on the stereo!
by Creed Cur December 22, 2017
Get the remotus operandi mug.In fantasy sports; an owner realizes that a player left on the bench scored enough points that would have given him/her a win for that week.
Mick: Damn it, I played Ladanian Tomlinson this week instead of Frank Gore. If I had played Gore, I would've have won. Now I'm out $100 and my wife won't talk to me.
Paul: Damn, that's one hell of a case of bench remorse.
Paul: Damn, that's one hell of a case of bench remorse.
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The feeling of impatient despair after realizing that the video you have just clicked on is not what you wanted, or is dull and worthless to your purposes. Similar to buyer's remorse; Bandwidth Remorse lasts for up to 6 seconds, which is the time it takes to find the "X" to close the video. Six seconds in Internet time is currently 3 minutes. A loose application of Moore's law is increasing the time (in 18 months - 3 seconds will be 6 Internet minutes).
After clicking "watch video" on the condo for sale ad, Max had bandwidth remorse. The "video" turned out to be a low quality slideshow with music and a cheesy script. It took Max five seconds to realize his misstep and find the "X" that closed the PowerPoint "video". Those five seconds felt like minutes.
by CaptJTKirk July 26, 2012
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Get the Wipers Remorse mug.The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.
After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.
by Rufus for President 2012 April 3, 2015
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*More often felt for greasy food choices rather than healthy or salad options.
Reversing in the drive thru lane is not recommended.
*More often felt for greasy food choices rather than healthy or salad options.
Reversing in the drive thru lane is not recommended.
After ordering my second KFC meal of the week, I felt drive thru remorse as I pulled up to the payment window. I wondered how embarrassing it would be to tell the guy I changed my mind. But then I found the $7 leaping from my wallet, and the fried chicken in my mouth. TOO LATE!
by Valgirl March 20, 2010
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Jim was on the fence about having children and once he did he was struck with a bad case of procreator's remorse.
by Ligonier March 20, 2013
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