The moment when you're around far too numerous couples who show shitloads of affection to each other, and you're wishing you had a date to fuck with
I was so relationship horny at the game last night. All my friends were making out with their dates and I was just standing there.
by Swimmer967 November 13, 2015
The social expectation that a romantic relationship should automatically follow a set of steps and lead to marriage, parenthood, and home ownership. This term is used primarily by people who want to get "off the escalator," who want to judge the success of relationships by criteria other than how smoothly and automatically the relationship gets more serious.
One sample template is "Meet someone > Dating > Sex > Move in together > Get married > Have kids"
Doing these things out of order is being off the relationship escalator: if you have sex on a first date, many people think your relationship can't, or shouldn't, eventually become more serious. If you move in with someone, moving back out again usually means that the relationship is over. Being polyamorous or participating in other kinds of non-monogamy is also being off the relationship escalator.
One sample template is "Meet someone > Dating > Sex > Move in together > Get married > Have kids"
Doing these things out of order is being off the relationship escalator: if you have sex on a first date, many people think your relationship can't, or shouldn't, eventually become more serious. If you move in with someone, moving back out again usually means that the relationship is over. Being polyamorous or participating in other kinds of non-monogamy is also being off the relationship escalator.
We broke up because he wanted to be on the relationship escalator, and I prefer to live alone.
Your dating profile suggests you're not on the relationship escalator, so you need to explain specifically what you're looking for.
Your dating profile suggests you're not on the relationship escalator, so you need to explain specifically what you're looking for.
by Enuja July 13, 2013
A platonic relationship exceeding traditional ideas of friendship. Queerplatonic partners may love eachother the way others love their boyfriend or girlfriend but they do not experience sexual or romantic attraction to eachother.
Bro1: hey are Ted and Suzie going out? They're always hanging out together
Bro2: nah
Bro1: oh so they're just friends then?
Bro2: nah, they're more than that they said they're in a 'queerplatonic relationship' - they have serious friend-love,bro!
Bro2: nah
Bro1: oh so they're just friends then?
Bro2: nah, they're more than that they said they're in a 'queerplatonic relationship' - they have serious friend-love,bro!
by Rex Aceheart March 02, 2014
A relationship consisting of two people on the internet who have never met in real life. Not to be confused with Long Distance Relationship
Judgmental loser: Wow you're in an internet relationship? You must not be capable of getting a real girlfriend!
Boy in internet relationship: I love Jenny and we plan to meet up and make it a long distance relationship soon. I simply choose Jenny over all the other sluts in my city.
Boy in internet relationship: I love Jenny and we plan to meet up and make it a long distance relationship soon. I simply choose Jenny over all the other sluts in my city.
by CrustiRulez April 28, 2014
a relationship where two chidlers who hug one day, text each other ily that night, and then break up the next day
Jimothy: did you hear that Johnny and Emma broke up over text and NEVER talked to each other
Wion Zilliomson: watta CV relationship
Wion Zilliomson: watta CV relationship
by _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_ May 16, 2019
A toxic, viral relationship that infects you at the most inopportune moments, ugly and painful. It can affect all future relationships. The only known cure is death of the host or the virus. Whichever comes first
by kacz January 03, 2014
me: "parker and I are in a platonic relationship"
person: "so...... you're friends?"
me: "no we're in a relationship, it's the same as a "normal" romantic relationship, just with fewer feelings. Our attraction is somewhere in between friendship feelings and love feelings."
Another term for a platonic relationship is a queerplatonic relationship.
person: "so...... you're friends?"
me: "no we're in a relationship, it's the same as a "normal" romantic relationship, just with fewer feelings. Our attraction is somewhere in between friendship feelings and love feelings."
Another term for a platonic relationship is a queerplatonic relationship.
by CoolGayBean August 13, 2020