reindeer hoof

Another name for penis

Lisa drew a reindeer hoof x2 but we all knew it was really a penis.

by RJG wordsRus December 1, 2017

Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

reindeer

A deer of the tundra and subarctic regions of Eurasia and North America, both sexes of which have large branching antlers. Most Eurasian reindeer are domesticated and used for drawing sledges and as a source of milk, flesh, and hide.

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let pour Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him,
as they shouted out with glee.
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you’ll go down in history!"

by bluestinger66 September 21, 2022

Bouncing Reindeers

Kangaroos in the snow

The bouncing reindeers are playing in the snow near Melbourne.

by MarvinParanoAndroid June 11, 2020

Baby Reindeer

Comfortable, at ease, Calming.

Jane is like a Baby Reindeer, when I'm around her I feel calm on my worries disappear.

by Twitchdown May 23, 2024

group of reindeer

a group of reindeer is officially called a slay, because they slay at driving a sleigh.

Did you see that slay, or group of reindeer?

by cardealvoyage January 15, 2018

Reindeer games

Don't let Good Will Hunting or The Town fool you, Reindeer Games and Paycheck is the closest thing you will see to the real Ben Affleck.

Ben Affleck is witnessing Gary Sinise, the man of many faces, fuck his own sister, or so he thought. This Reindeer Games movie is as bad as Paycheck, this guy knows how to make bad acting a trend or a statement of some sort. He's going to drag Gary Sinise right down with him, Leonardo DiCaprio starts to look more like James Cagney after watching Ben Affleck, not that Leonardo DiCaprio is a bad actor, he can at least make people cry instead of just laugh at him like Ben Affleck.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021