Wallkill Valley Regional High School

A wasteland.

"Hey, do you go to Wallkill Valley Regional High School?"

by Hello I Want To Die November 6, 2017

World Health Organization Regional Executive

Nonchalant acronym for “whore”

OMG, Rachel is such a World Health Organization Regional Executive.

by Wingman17 December 21, 2020

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

Wachusett Regional High School

A public high school in central Massachusetts with a student body population of around 2,200. Known for the sheer number of people who smoke pot and/or (more recently) vape in school, often in the bathrooms and sometimes in class if the teacher isn’t paying attention.

Moving the strict middle school health teacher to Wachusett Regional High School was probably meant to stop all the student drug use. It did not help in the slightest.

by NQG October 30, 2018

Mystery of 13th Region

When it comes to a mystery in the 13th Region, were not talking about Tony Pietrowski paying refs, nor are we talking about Eric Canady setting up refs for certain games so a team can win. And most certainly not talking about Josh Gambrel receiving a win in a baseball game when he gave up 6 runs. We are talking about Knox Central High School’s basketball player Cody Miller getting his headband stolen before the most important game of the year, against Corbin High School. The team had a shoot around 5 hours before they traveled 15 miles to play at Corbin High School. Cody put all his gear in his locker including the special headband. The team showed back up at the gym 2 hours before the game to head to Corbin. Once they got to Corbin, the Panthers were getting dressed in the locker room. When they were about ready, Cody shouted out and cried that he lost his headband that he slept with the night before. Coach Elam said to suck it up and play without it. Knox Central got beat on last second shot by Corbin’s Josh Smith, which was wearing a headband. Later that week, Coach Elam sent in a letter to KHSAA about somebody breaking into the Panthers locker room before the hardest game of the year, and stealing an accessory from a player, in which he thought, would help the Panthers pull out a W. He wrote in a letter about kids who might have stolen it. He mentioned Cody Messer from across town at Barbourville High School. Elam said Messer may have been in the locker room trying to find a pad for his period, and thought the headband was a pad. Another one mentioned was, Josh Smith at Corbin, because he needed a headband to clean the jizz off of his jersey after he came out of the locker room with Erin Manns. Coach Elam received a letter 2 weeks later that stated “Nobody in their right mind would steal a headband because it was lucky”. The three best ways to wear and keep a headband safe is: 1. Wear it over the bottom of your ears so you can hide the gay diamond earrings. 2. Make sure Cody Messer has a box of tampons and pads. 3. Never take the headband off. This will prevent the loss of a valuable item. And to this day, the mystery has never been solved. Eric Canady was caught, Tony hasn’t been caught yet, and the player that should have received the win in the baseball game never received the win.

Mystery of 13th Region
Coach i've lost my headband!
It has been Stolen!

by Canady January 14, 2009

wallkill valley regional high school

Four year regional public high school in Sussex County New Jersey (refer to n.\dirty jerzey). Where kids from Hardyston, Franklin, Ogdensburg and Hamburg, grades 9-12 study from a wide range of programs including potsmoking 101, fag-a-nomatry, drug dealing literature, AP dblocking, gay YELLOW VDUB auto shop, and penis graffiti visual arts. Rated one of the worst schools in the world because of its scumbag to do-good student ratio of 126:1, and most kids drop out anyway.... who cares. The schools alma matter is "when in doubt, pound it out".

JOE: " so you're from Wallkill Valley regional high school, aye?"

REESE: "yeah, i graduated with a degree in erectile engineering, and minored in fake rasta comp."

by jizzyjim57 January 25, 2012

Regional

Pertaining to a particular geographical area. The size of this area is ambiguous and may be varied to suit a particular CEO's salery.

A "regional" airline can cover an entire continent while "regional" cell phone service may give you to the end of your street and possibly across the street if you're on an extended plan.

by Timmmay September 9, 2003