reet

Can be used in multiple ways. It can be a greeting (re'et), a reaction or as something completely different. This form of reet was invented by the incredible Squirrel Pro Channel. Can only be lowercase, no exceptions.

1. (Jimmy dies in a game.) Jimmy: What the reet was that?
2. (Steve sees his friend.) Steve: re'et to you, my friend.

by notjawmonster June 7, 2018

Reet

Philly slang for something gross, ugly, smelly, etc.

Bruh that jawn be stankin like a reet

Keisha farted and it smells like reet

by lil mag April 29, 2019

Reet

Slang term for “retard”. The term retard has become too politically incorrect and too well known. Use reet so people won’t know what the heck you’re talking about unless you informed them prior, hence making the term “reet” 10x funnier

I can’t believe John failed his test, he’s such a reet.
Look at that guy over there that forgot a pencil, what a reet!

by Itteber May 21, 2019

reet

iam reet suri iamgood

she is reet suri

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Reet

Sound of a rat

"I just saw a rat scurry across the floor, it made a sound like "reet!"."

by DarthJarJar41 February 24, 2023

Reet

Short for retard. Usually used as an insult, or to describe a dysfunction.

"Did you hear what John said yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a fucking reet"

by Danni S November 27, 2017

Reet

The first half of “retard” referring to the person as retarded.

“Yo Dave is pretty stupid huh?”

“You didn’t know that he’s a reet?”

by TripNip69 October 14, 2019