Dirty Reed

The greasy orange mustache one gets from eating Taco Bell sloppily

Look at the retard with the Dirty Reed...Somebody get him a wet wipe

by Taco Bell Avengers August 3, 2008

Reds

1. Team mascot for the Cincinnati baseball team.

2. Nick name for Liverpool FC.

3. Slur for American Indians.

4. Slang for Communists, particularly Russian or Red China.

5. Street-name for Seconal--a barbiturate/downer.

1. The Reds again failed to make the play-offs.

2. The Reds are the most successful football team in England.

3. The Reds attacked the wagon train.

4. The Reds have invaded Cambodia.

5. Don't mix Reds and Alcohol.

by Stargoat October 13, 2012

washington redskins

In 1932, the NFL arrived in Boston with the forming of the Redskins, but after a 1936 championship game loss, the team jumped ship for the nation's capital. In the early days in Washington, they were dominant, with titles in 1937 and 1941 and championship game apperances in 1940, 1943, and 1945. The 1940 loss was the most lopsided in NFL history at 73-0. After a decade and a half of struggles, the team returned to glory in the early 1970s with 5 playoff berths in 6 years from 1971-76. This team was made up of old veterans such as reciever Charley Taylor and quarterback Billy Klimer. Their success, however, did not translate to a Super Bowl win, as they lost in their first apperance in 1972. In the 1980s, the team was revived again under coach Joe Gibbs with 5 playoff berths and 3 Super Bowl apperances. They won the championship in 1982's Super Bowl XVII and 1987's Super Bowl XXII, while the lost a lopsided battle in 1983. They achieved 3 more playoff berths in the early 1990s and another championship in Super Bowl XXVI. However, the team struggled for many years afterward, with just one playoff berth, a 1999 division crown, between 1993-2004. In 2005, the team turned it around and returned to the postseason. The Redskins appear to have a solid core for the future.

"And although Denver scored first, it was the Washington Redskins day out their today. They win in a dominating performance to take the Super Bowl XXII victory and the Lombardi Trophy."

by Sports Info July 9, 2006

Boston Redsock

When a woman's (or man's) rectum prolapses during anal sex.

Just as I was pulling out of her ass to blast it all over her back, she blew a Boston Redsock about the size of a filled water balloon back at me.

by The Gone Lunman March 26, 2009

RedStar

A being of such epic fatness he was initially mistaken for a moon by astronomists, One astronomist remarked 'That's no moon, that's RedStar'. This theory was disproved as moons can't eat 75 doughnuts in under 3 mins, unlike RedStar.

RedStar's volume is the equivalent of 287 olympic sized swimming pools.

by NgRedStar December 9, 2008

redskin

A racist term refering to the color of a tanned Native American hide that is often used by ignorant individuals who believe the work to be totally innocent.

"Don't call me a redskin, motherfucker!"
"What? It's true...your skin's as red as the blood on my injun scrotum tobacco pouch!"

by atwavirus October 1, 2005

Reed Doughty

Washington Redskins player who is deaf but keeps his swag on a million. He has more swag then everybody in the NFL and he can preform a triple backflip in an olympic swimming pool and climb Mt. Everest in his sleep.

1.That guys swag might be as heavy as Reed Doughty's.
2. Based God might be as good as Reed Doughty.

by Based God Doughty September 19, 2010