RedStar

A being of such epic fatness he was initially mistaken for a moon by astronomists, One astronomist remarked 'That's no moon, that's RedStar'. This theory was disproved as moons can't eat 75 doughnuts in under 3 mins, unlike RedStar.

RedStar's volume is the equivalent of 287 olympic sized swimming pools.

by NgRedStar December 09, 2008