retarded red neck

emma lewis...

“emma been kissin her cousins. now that’s what i call a retarded red neck!” 🤣

by mr.sean m August 30, 2019

Red neck

Wears steel toe boots works with animals drives pickup trucks works in the mud and loves rally cars

Hey that boy is a red neck

by Tajoun May 16, 2020

Red Neck Drilling

The act of taking a rake and shoving it into one's anus, making rapid twisting motions.

Yo, I heard was Red Neck Drilling the fuck out of Nate's sister in the locker room this morning!

by Windex_Weekly May 25, 2018

Red-Neck-Dreaming

When your broke, living in a trailer, or deployed with turds what can ya do -Red-Neck-Dreaming!

First step in getting out of the trailer park is your dreams, red-neck-dreaming.

Larry-The-Cable-Guy would approve of these dreams.

What is that redneck M@rty Jewe!! doing up there on that tractor? Don't worry he will get back to work soon, he is just Red-Neck-Dreaming for now.

by iflyjewell September 8, 2024

Red-Neck Lingerie

An article of clothing, usually beachwear or underwear that has a hole in it that is sexually solicitous and revealing.

"Did you see Kevin wearing that red-neck lingerie the other day? it made me swoon."

by naxxii June 28, 2023

Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.

"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..

by Jack Gomez November 20, 2018