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roll my raisin

the female equivalent of a guy "rubbing one out" or masterbating.
that guy is so hot, i'm gonna roll my raisin after we win this softball game.
by cschieffer July 7, 2009
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Nose Raisin

The crunchy, flake-like concoction of snot and blood that feels about the size and texture of a football made out of broken glass when it's lodged in the back of your nose. Notable for the relief you feel when finally firing off a farmer hanky and defiling the local area with the raisin and related, viscous detritus. Initially appears as a raisin, but looks more and more like one as you roll it up, let it dry on your finger, or stick it on some scratch paper for continued observation.
Dave's allergies and constant nose picking gave him a constant stream of nose raisins. His sister was always grossed out finding them stuck and drying to her computer keyboard, looking like dried cranberries, with dark flecks of her brother's familiar snot.
by Steven Tobolowsky May 8, 2010
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Oatmeal Raisin Blues

when you have a chewy bar variety pack, but all of the good kinds have been eaten, and you're stuck with oatmeal raisin
Sounds like a case of the oatmeal raisin blues
by MCcoubs June 24, 2010
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raisins

Referring to women's brests that's soo flat that the only thhing that shows through are the nipples...looking like raisins stuck to her flat chest.
Yo man, that girl P, she's got raisins bro!
by G-Unit January 17, 2005
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Raisin balls

To have shrunken and shriveled testicles due to excessive ejaculation. Often experienced by chronic maturbators. Opposite of Scrot Bloat
'I'm so lonely, I've got raisin balls.'
by Lanky August 15, 2003
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raisindick

1. A small shriveled penis that resembles a raisin.

2. Another word for douchebag, jerk off, or tool.
1. No girls would sleep with Brett because it was rumored he had a raisindick.

2. That raisindick Brett keeps trying to hump my cat.
by Rosco the Dingo June 25, 2007
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Rison

sexy, smart, funny, full of spunk, and always has a boner.
Talon is being a rison.
by Nugget Hefer January 4, 2012
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