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rectal wart

A wart that grows in the vicinity of a sphincter
Come over here and pop my rectal wart
by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003
mugGet the rectal wartmug.

rectal passage

posh for " anus tube "
im gonna shuv that up ure " rectal passage " !!!!
by billie November 13, 2003
mugGet the rectal passagemug.

Rectal Extracation

I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
mugGet the Rectal Extracationmug.

rectally accurate

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth
wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct
by JudgeTred August 10, 2016
mugGet the rectally accuratemug.

rectal chaos

When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.
After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.
by Knob299 December 21, 2007
mugGet the rectal chaosmug.

Rectal Dilator

A sexual device, like a butt plug, used to loosen, open, relax and stimulate the anal sphincter muscle. Ideal for those into gaping.

Also may refer to a person that packs such a massive cock that they leave one’s anus pulverized and wide open after anal sex.
Rachel and I went to the adult shop last night and I bought her a 12x6 rectal dilator. She was gaping so good I was able to fist her.

Francisco took me home last night and we had sex for the first time. Let’s just say he’s a rectal dilator like no other. I’m sore.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
mugGet the Rectal Dilatormug.

rectal rampage

I'm on the toilet having a nasty

RECTAL RAMPAGE
by Niqqerdicc September 5, 2016
mugGet the rectal rampagemug.

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