queeftion

a fart that comes out sounding like a question

"brrrrrrrp?"

"did you just ask me a queeftion?"

by mmmface December 22, 2008

quieten

To scream at someone meaning for them to be quiet, because they're being noisey bitches and you have a headache.

The guy from Jersey Shore just wanted to get it in, but the grenade just wouldn't shut the fuck up, so he told her to quieten down.

by upyobuttnigga. January 1, 2012

quietude

Tranquillity or calmness

The angry elephant was quietuded by dot gun.

by bootymaan November 5, 2013

Quietforce

When you’re a little constipated in a public restroom, you use the quietforce.

I thought I was alone in the airport bathroom until I heard the aggressive splish-splash next to me, he must have used the quietforce.

by ShadyMccoyy March 31, 2020

quiet life

something Kira Yoshikage wants to live.

Kira Yoshikage:My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

by rerorerorero01 March 23, 2021

peace and quiet at last

A phrase commonly used when an annoying-ass bastard of a person leaves.

"peace and quiet at last," John said as his uncle's annoying girlfriend left.

by NOTCODYPIERCE July 11, 2018

quiet jack off

Masturbating without making any noise so others do not hear you.

"Man, I've mastered the art of the quiet jack off. I'm able to masturbate while my roommate is sitting quietly studying in his room without him knowing a thing!"

by romanticizer December 15, 2011