puralyzed

The act of being paralyzed by a cat laying on you. This can be on your lap or laying across your body as they nap.

Please get me a sandwich I’m puralyzed by the cat.

by anonymous January 10, 2025

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Pualemma

The romantic and mostly sexual relationship between an rat and a turkey.

A: I ship Pualemma, they're so cute!

A: I just saw them have passional sex, ew!
B: THAT'S SO PUALEMMA CORE

by Larangatana October 9, 2025

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The name that ancient witchdoctors predicted would be given only to an incredibly talented individual destined to great things. (Buckthorn, 148) The day Joseph Pavalon was born will one day be an international holiday, as predicted by the soothsayers. The first name is derived from the name of many biblical figures, and is interpreted to mean that he will be a consummation of all previous Josephs. Pavalon is derived from a combination of "Powerful" and "Avalon" is a reference to the Arthurian Legend in which Avalon is a magical island. When Joseph Pavalon joins the ranks of mortals, the Golden Age of the globe will begin.

400 A.D. Man: "Oh, why is life so difficult?"
400 A.D. Other Man: "Let us pray that one day, Joseph Pavalon will be born."
400 A.D. Man: "We shall."

by Diddy Kong Racer April 30, 2010

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