The child of a yuppie mother whose main interest is in showcasing her ability to give birth at around 40 to a world that largely does not care, since it, too, is sipping Starbucks while pushing the carriage with the tot ensconsed and multi-tasking on a cell phone or other electronic device. Father is optional, should he exist.
"Oh, look! There goes Jennifer with her dog, her cell phone, her coffee, and her ergonomic baby carriage--oh, yeah, and that darling perfect infant Taylor, her Yuppie Puppy! So glad she's our real estate agent! And our wine-n-cheese friend! Honey, did you see the escrow papers? Something's weird..."
by Havokian May 14, 2006
Get the yuppie puppy mug.When a woman lets her leg hair grow really long, then shaves in the bathtub. The little hairs stick to the tub, and it looks like a bunch of fur.
Me: Cheryl, did you shave the puppy?
Cheryl: No, I just hadn't shaved my legs in a month.
Me: Well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!
Cheryl: No, I just hadn't shaved my legs in a month.
Me: Well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!
by Puppylove January 8, 2009
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An especially affectionate and outgoing cat, so named because it might be considered doglike in its friendly nature.
Candi: Wow, your kitty, Mr. Puffypants Q. Nomnom, came right up to me and licked my hand! He's not shy at all!
Bambi: Of course not, he's a puppycat. Now kiss me you fool!
Bambi: Of course not, he's a puppycat. Now kiss me you fool!
by Mighty Kaytor February 25, 2009
Get the puppycat mug.1) The love between a young couple within a few weeks of getting together. Not really true love, more blind affection - immature, young love. Tyically occurs before one person becomes a bitch.
2) An act of beastiality. Usually illegal.
2) An act of beastiality. Usually illegal.
1) That relationship will never last - its a case of puppy love between those two
2) Dang, that puppy love sure chafed my dick
2) Dang, that puppy love sure chafed my dick
by barneyg June 20, 2003
Get the puppy love mug.Hey you, Puppykins! I love you!
by Gunit444 November 26, 2010
Get the puppykins mug.*Young
*Easily and Extremely exciteable
*Nibbles
*Bites
*Srcratches
*Licks everywhere
*Sucks everything
*Almost uncontrolable
*sexy
*clean
*Easily and Extremely exciteable
*Nibbles
*Bites
*Srcratches
*Licks everywhere
*Sucks everything
*Almost uncontrolable
*sexy
*clean
1)"Oh, my little slut puppy"
2)"OHHHH GOD yes my little slut puppy"
3)"I bet she/he'd make a great slut puppy"
2)"OHHHH GOD yes my little slut puppy"
3)"I bet she/he'd make a great slut puppy"
by drunkenmonkey February 10, 2004
Get the Slut Puppy mug.When an attraction of the opposite sex crosses the line and becomes annoying.
ie too many phone calls, emails, facebook "likes", texts, accidentally leaving personal articles ones house, ect.
ie too many phone calls, emails, facebook "likes", texts, accidentally leaving personal articles ones house, ect.
When you buy a new puppy it follows you around...all the time!! No matter if you yell at it, put it in time out or make it smell its own urine it left on your living room floor, 5 seconds later it will forget and love you more than ever.
Dude 1: Holy!! This is the fifth text I have gotten from this chick and its not even noon!!
Dude 2: Didnt you just meet her last night???
Dude 1: Yes and I havent responded to one of them. She's already puppydoggin'!!!
Dude 1: Holy!! This is the fifth text I have gotten from this chick and its not even noon!!
Dude 2: Didnt you just meet her last night???
Dude 1: Yes and I havent responded to one of them. She's already puppydoggin'!!!
by jmcsuchico May 24, 2010
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