PUMA FEVER

To have an attraction to , or love for, or a strong desire towards a 40+ Latina "cougar".

Inspired by Gov Mark Sanford of South Carolina, a conservative holy roller, who cheated on his wife with a 40+ Argentinian cougar

Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina has a bad case of PUMA FEVER, since he is willing to risk his career, marriage, and credibility, for the love and desire he has for his 40+ Argentinian mistress.

I get a case of PUMA FEVER every time I see Selma Hayek or Myrka Dellanos.

by TJinSD July 13, 2009

Puma Stick

n. Any stick or spear-like object that is not normally used as a weapon, but could be.

Patrick used the rolled up piece of paper to take a chunk out of the ceiling, converting the rolled up piece of paper into a Puma Stick.

by Tyler the Puma December 9, 2007

Professor Puma

An attractive woman professor, 30-something maybe early 40's, looks like Jennifer Beal or something like that, dresses in tight suits and gives you brain boners, maybe a brainjob or two. She might even fuck you in her office if you're her smartest student cz IQ points make her wet.

I really got my tuition's worth out of her class - she's a Professor Puma, I got a brainjob AND a blowjob!

by professor fuckrastinator April 17, 2011

conversational puma

fashionable sneakers (tennis shoes, trainers), designed for casual not athletic wear, and worn to elicit commendation and conversation.

A: I just got back from Europe. Check out these kicks I picked up in Milan.
B: More like conversational pumas, dude.

by Lingrad October 6, 2005

vag puma

an insult to end all insults
also meaning dangerous vagina, or a vagina that should be avoided

John : dude your such a douche
Bill : shut up you stupid vag puma

by Josh I November 1, 2007

Puma Fucked

To Fuck someone so hard that the female scratches your back till you bleed.

Man she Puma Fucked me so hard, I bled for two hours.

by jakeThomas22692 March 15, 2010

mama puma

Please see definition for Rae.

In addition, mama puma is a sexy and amazing person who often is a single mother who raises her kids like a boss on her own cause she is motherfucking sexy mama puma and don't need no man. A MILF but better.

Rae is a sexy mama puma.

Mama puma is the sexiest puma alive.

MILF... More like a Mama Puma!

by Mama.Puma January 22, 2017