Shotgun Psychology 

(amateur, erudite, hackneyed, novice, psychology, quasi-, sophist), a deceptive person who offers clever-sounding but flawed arguments or explanations.

I believe that I made assumptions based on shotgun psychology & now I do not know what to think.

Shotgun Psychology by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

Experimental Psychology 

A statistics course under a slightly less repulsive name. Often taught by uptight professors who make it impossible to pass.

Person 1: Dang, I have a test in experimental psychology today

Person 2: What's experimental psychology? sounds interesting.

Person 1: It's statistics.

Person 2: Oh, nevermind

Experimental Psychology by psycmajor10 March 26, 2009

Gangster Psychology 

Psychologically speaking, schizophrenia isn't real. (Pick up line)

Interesting

Anyways, wtf's up. I bet all of you randoms have been fucked up since childhood...

That was an ultimate catfish, the silence was golden.

Look, I just got initiated into every gang this year.(fuck 2020 bros)

Look what's the definition of Guirella Warfare backwards. (Obviously)

Can you imagine how I've pissed all the wrong people off? I was like fuck Schizophrenia bro.

(Are you starting to get Gangster Psychology?)

Cause Astrologically speaking I'm an Aries & I'm #1 bros.

As in: I come before thee, biblically speaking.

Side note: Did you know that a common modern day parable is a metaphor using an English narrative like a simile for similarity, Literally? (I have you fucked up if you don't know Native English, 'statistically the most common global language,' Theology & Psychology, scientifically speaking.)

Cause I'm a fucking Gangster bitch. & they all have me absolutely fucked up on that one, Anonymously.

I would update your processing if you don't know who Anonymous is btw. (Youtube that shit, fuck Google temporarily.)

Anyways, I just somehow know I produced massive incoming damage. (Next Level that shit.)

Anyways, as an example, I invented Gangster Psychology. I'm fucking Captain Anonymous very fucking obviously. (Incoming Damage)

Ultimate Cliffhanger. (End Narrative)

Ps: What's a Gangster Disciple?
Wtf <---(Ultimate Catphishing=Gangster Psychology'.)

Do you not know Gangster Psychology bro? Wtf's your problem?

Gangster Psychology by WreckingGirl December 1, 2020

AP Psychology 

A very easy class that assholes take to pretend they're smart because they take the one honors class that doesn't require any effort to pass if you can memorize your old teacher's anecdotes about how a hypnotized bus driver remembered a license plate number. The teacher will usually not even touch the chapters on neurology, cognition, memory and intelligence because she's lazy, and thus all the students who made 97s in the class by memorzing definitions make 2s on the AP exam because the teacher didn't tell them who BF Skinner is.

Take AP Psychology if you enjoy watching episodes of Frasier and movies where some character has some mental disorder everyday and passing it off as an AP class

AP Psychology by peanutbutterninja May 17, 2008

reverse psychology 

a technique of convincing a person that they will not succeed in hopes that it will spur them to succeed; a technique employing pessimism in order to effect a positive outcome

the man used reverse psychology to motivate the girl to better her life

reverse psychology by d lokkkk April 27, 2006

Inverse Psychology 

It is a form of reverse psychology, except the persons mind can't figure out what it means but you soul can.

if a lie is a lie then the lie must be the truth but the truth must be a lie and the lie must be the truth, etc. this is a form of Inverse Psychology

Inverse Psychology by JasonCubed132 June 4, 2015

IB Psychology with Mrs. Horihan 

One does not simply RETRIEVE a study case for an important SAR. However, "arousal" will be stored in long-term memory forever.

Mrs: Horihan: After 3 hours grading your SARs, I thought I was going crazy...
Jan: AROUSAL
Mrs: Horihan: Where is your 'application' part?
Jan: AROUSAL
Calum: (looks directly to the camera) that's what we call 'IB Psychology with Mrs. Horihan'.

IB Psychology with Mrs. Horihan by IBPsyStudent March 13, 2018