poojectile

When you strain really hard to lay down a fart but inadvertently end up shooting out a piece of poo instead. I.e. a projectile made of poo.

"I tried to let one rip but ended up launching a poojectile instead. I had to wash my undies."

by not doing my essay November 21, 2005

Over Protective Father

An OCD dad that screams his ass off whenever you even think about going onto the internet.

Over Protective Father - "TIMMY! WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER!?!?!?!?"
Timmy - "I'm just on YouTube..."
Over Protective Father - "NO! YOU"RE WATCHING PORN! I KNOW YOU!"

by Majestic Word Writer April 9, 2014

Over Protective Mother

Mother who makes her kids come in for dinner at 4:00 and has them take a bath at 5:00 and be in bed by 6:00.

"Patrick come inside its time for dinner"
"Dude its only 4:00. Can you hang out after?"
"No after dinner I have to take a bath and be in bed by 6:00."
"Ha that sucks balls for you"
"Yea I know my mom is an Over Protective Mother"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Brojectile

The shooting of cum from a man's penis on and/or around another man's face from a distance of greater than 3 feet. Most commonly performed by homosexual men after anal sex.

Steve's brojectile hit Frank right in the eye from more than 5 feet away. He really is a sharp-shooter!

by M-pizzle September 28, 2009

astro projection

When you spew your soul out of your ass.

I had such a hard astro projection so hard after eating that burrito I ended up in a different demention

by Stouffer021 June 11, 2014

Astral Projection

The ability to project your subconscious mind forward, in the form of a astral body. Not a proven phenomenon.

I'm going to use astral projection to kick your ass remotely.

by TechKnow July 30, 2004

Projectplegia

Fear of projects causing paralysis

The database initiative failed due to his projectplegia.

by David Schlueter October 1, 2006