Loss Prevention Officer

A Professional, Human Resources, or Politically Correct version of a term used to refer to a security guard or rent-a-cop for a retail or department store.

"I just got hired to be Target's new Loss Prevention Officer!"
"You know that's just a security guard position right?"
"Fuck! I thought it was a real job."

by jiggadigga March 14, 2007

prevert

a term often used to describe an adult imbecile (with a displaced libido) with a fetish for underage girls usually of asian descent.

A prevert is usually between the ages of 30-40, fat, lazy, on medication, balding, caucasian, perhaps with a small penis, and has a "thing" for underage Asian girls.

by mr. buggs October 1, 2004

prevert

a person about to become a pervert.

from the latin prevertus, meaning... no I'm kidding. It's just bare of pre- before
pervert

- I'm a retard who can't spell
- And you're probably a prevert.

by Steve Lewis June 13, 2004

loss prevention

Loss prevention are the retards who dress up like regular people in stores and catch your dumb ass for shoplifting

their sneaky, dike looking, and dont have anything better to do in their life

girl: "Fuck dude i can't work at Macy's no more"
boy: WHY NOT?
girl: "some dumb ass loss prevention caught me stealing some shirts"

by christy monopoly February 22, 2009

loose prevention

somebody that prevents loose behavior.

a friend that saved your ass from hooking up with that fat chick.

by Briscoe May 28, 2005

Pervect

When someone is not only perfect or close to it but happens to be able to get real freaky or has an imagination so graphic that its almost sick but the good kind they are pervect

I can make anything sick and I am just the kind of person that is well liked ect. I am so pervect

by Jasmine M Bell August 16, 2007

national suiside prevention Day

October 22nd every year is National Suiside Prevention Day! To spead awareness some draw semi colons on there wrists to say “don’t stop the sentence” or in more realistic terms “don’t end your life”

Guys let’s put a semi colon on our wrists to spread support for National Suiside Prevention Day!

by LocketLaRue October 21, 2018