Stoner Penguin

The act of all of the stoners huddling together to keep warm during the winter while they smoke outside the school yard.

Look at all of the Stoner Penguins!

The March of the Stoner Penguins.

by I am seriously bored right now October 17, 2012

Penguin

a person's soulmate; penguins mate for life.

Justin is my penguin!

by Goldielockslizzy July 2, 2008

Penguinism

A religion that worships penguins

I worship the mighty penguin leader Bob

Join Penguinism and follow the penguin brothers

by Penguin1984 February 2, 2010

Penguin

Penguin is a nickname you can have. It means a person who can easily make you become a better version of yourself, more nicer, more stronger and much more beautiful. It is a person who makes you realize lots of positive things like realizing that you were loved by many people. Penguin is a person who is a soulmate, but also it can be twin flame too.

You’re my penguin and ill make you forever happy w/ my love

by compañero July 29, 2018

The Dirt Penguin

A sexual move where either party defecates upon the other party's chest or stomach, then, with a running start, slides across that person's torso as a penguin would over ice.

I heard she got the dirt penguin last night. Her tits and face were covered in shit.

by Rub Rocket February 4, 2010

Penguin suit

A dinner jacket or tuxedo.

Because the wearer looks like a penguin in it. Simples.

I need to hire a penguin suit for the wedding.

by rodinuk July 26, 2010

Dirty Penguin

the waddle a person does from the one room to another after realizing that there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.

“Dude, I had to dirty penguin all over the house to find something to wipe with!”

by benboozle January 18, 2013