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Pledge Of The Weed Hits

I pledge the weed hits, from the bag, of the nicest danks and rarest nug,

And 2 or 3 dub rips, ignore hits of schwag, nug blazin, of the bomb, in-a-spliff-or-bowl, with liberty to puff this for all.
I wake up and take the Pledge of The Weed Hits everyday.
by SlangemDozier November 3, 2011
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the pledge dance

When a student stands up to say the pledge of allegiance, places their hand over their heart, and spins around a few times because he/she can't find the flag in the classroom. May be performed by multiple students at once.
It's mildly amusing to move the flag around the classroom a few times a month and watching about a dozen kids do the pledge dance.
by (pseudonym here) July 3, 2005
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pledge of allegiance

Daily address read in public schools. Instated by Congress. Later, Congress adds "under God" to the Pledge. Somehow fundamentalist Christians believe Congress passing a law respecting an establishment of religion doesn't violate the whole "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" thing.
America was founded on God and not freedom. If you disagree, I invite you to move out of our great theocracy.
by The Eyes of Texas March 15, 2005
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Pledge of Allegiance

The Pledge of Allegiance is a form of indoctrination invented by the U.S. government and is crammed down the throats of young children who don’t know what it means. Translated into layman’s terms it means:

“I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes and is ruled by the views of the Christian god and where human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody.”
The first amendment was violated when they added ‘under god’ to the pledge of allegiance.
by Arikorv February 17, 2019
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social predeterminism

The belief that a person does not have any control over their social standing and will die in the same social class he was born.
Taking the cyclical pattern of poverty, some sociologists take that as a sign of social predeterminism.
by Hosang Lee September 17, 2007
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Pedge

A slang term used for the underside of a male's penis.
"His pedge was as smooth as a ducks bottom" said Maureen.

"Really?!" said Jill...

"I wish our Frank's pedge was smooth, but he ends up giving me cramp every time he goes up the cave"

"get yourself a new man, a man with a rough pedge is a man not worth knowing" finished Maureen.
by Liam Fairclough September 6, 2005
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Lemon Pledge

The purest most addictive artificial smell in the history of humankind.

As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.

Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.
Q: Oh my fucking god what is that orgasmic smell?

A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.
by Twisted Magnum August 28, 2009
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