indie poser

Usually a really rich brat who tries to act like they love the environment even though they drive a Toyota SUV. They constantly talk about going to college in Colorado and try to make radical statements which are often not radical in any shape or form. They also use polaroid instant cameras and use film cameras for taking their facebook or myspace profile pictures. They are normally underage and act like they will be the one that will change the world. They also constantly talk about the Beatles, John Lennon, and The Flaming Lips.

"So did you hear that Alex is going to Colorado for college?"

"Yea and his parents are letting him take his 4Runner, he'll fit in really well with all those other indie posers."

by Miles1731 January 1, 2009

Indian Poker

With a bill of any denomination, the barcode on the the bill represents a poker hand. The best five numbers/letters or combination of the two wins. The best hand is AAAAA. This game obviously works the best not having seen any of the bills. Some people play with rounds of betting revealing a little something more about their bill/hand each round.

Jim - Hey you little chug, got a bill?
Bill - No.. I got some change.
Jim - You shouldn't have bought the lysol so we could've played Indian Poker.
Bill - Next time.
Jim - Ya, next time.

by Scott Too Hot July 29, 2009

Indie Poser

An Indie Poser is an individual who decides to go "indie" because they want to try to be "different". They will most likely take bubblegum pop music and change the song title, artist and album name, and also the album artwork so that it looks as though it were indie. They also try to get the "indie look" by wearing stupid crap that doesn't match. When asked what stereotype they would consider themselves, they will usually respond, "Oh, I'm SOO indie." If you check their iPod, they will say, "You probably won't know any of the bands, they're ALL INDIE." You must avoid these people. They are obnoxious and dumb.

Indie: Hey, have you ever heard of "She Who Paints Walls"? It's this fairly new indie band.
Indie Poser: LOL yeah! I have all of their songs!
Indie: You do realize I just made that up, right?
Indie Poser: ....

by PenguinHats October 15, 2012

iPhone Poser

When someone can't afford a real iPhone so they buy a iPod Touch and use it in public places like it is a iPhone.

My cousin have a Verizon phone so he can' t get a Iphone so he uses his iPod touch in public places with Wi-Fi as if it is a iPhone. He is such a iPhone Poser

by Luke1975 September 26, 2009

Indian Poker

Going number two, dropping a duce.

I gotta go play a hand or two of Indian poker.

by Morton Salt Of The Earth May 6, 2004

Trust in God but keep your powder dry

1.Fight like a man,this is a crucial moment,A question of life and death,no matter what may come,You have to face the situation.Depend on your weapon believe in its efficiency and fight to win.
2.Be confident,hope for the best, also be pepared for the worst too.

A challenge in drawing guns,Trust in God but keep your powder dry,hit it hard,thats what you have decided to thats the way it goes.

by Albert JC January 20, 2006

indie poser

a wannabe person that goes out of their own way to fall under the category of an "indie"
they usually dye their hair bright colors, such as red, and tear their tights on purpose. they are usally shit talkers, and a patsy, thry are suppoedly madly in love

An indie poser is a kid, an annoying kid that is most likely freshman in high school, usually a girl, that wanders around with no friends looking to be cool in other words a poser, then calling her scene boyfriend and talks about how red her hair is. yeah, it sounds pretty stupid

by TeenageInformer March 20, 2011