ass pounding

1) when the pitcher of a gay couple has rough anal sex with the catcher.

"Ryan gave Timmie such a good ass pounding last night, he bled for 2 days!"

by JFH July 25, 2006

pounding the dough

the act of intercourse with a woman who has a yeast infection.

"Dude, at least she should have told you that you were pounding the dough. How disgusting!"

by Nilhilius May 15, 2009

pounding guts

The act of having rough intercourse to the point where the abdominal cavity has been punctured and thus further thrusting is butchering the innards of the recipient.

The honeymoon went great until things got out of hand and a good night went to pounding guts.

by funnyfarts March 12, 2012

pounding watts

Listening to loud music, often with heavy bass. Usually gets at least one person angry.

Joe: Hey Frank, lower the volume, I can't hear the TV!
Frank: I can't hear you Joe, I'm too busy POUNDING WATTS!
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I'm bored. Let's POUND WATTS.
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What did you do last night?

Not much, just POUNDED WATTS.

by stupidphuck September 1, 2008

Pounding Assgasm

reaching an orgasm via the anus with the assistance of a jack hammer.

Bryan had a pounding assgasm when his boyfriend Raul brought home his work truck.

by BClover October 9, 2007

Pounding Salt

When you are a loser virgin and can't get any vag, When you don't go out because you would rather sit in your bed and watch t.v., when you go home early (without anyone) because you're too drunk to do anything that adds to the table, When you go to red lobster and get lobster with extra butter but you wake up and you were actually just laying on your bed naked. When you take a girl all the way to her house and she doesn't let you have sex in her, when you try talking to someone but you realize they are just nodding and laughing at you because they hate you, or you play golf.

Dad: Hey wanna go out tonight and grab a few beers?

Brotein: Woah, a few beers? I only need one.

Dad: Oh yeah I forgot that you pound salt.

Tommy: Hey I woke up naked on my bed this morning with no girl...

Ricky Martin: Hah, yeah check this picture out of your lobster balls... You pound salt, wanna get a burrito?

Kevin: Hey Box, wanna put it in the air?

Jesse: Nah, I am a bitch

Kevin: Salty McSalt Pounder with a side of pounding salt

Jesse: Giggity

by StayatHomeDad December 1, 2010

ground-pounding

(V.) The act of having sex with the earth.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.

Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.

Student 1 : Did you hear about Alexander Kurl?
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.

by Buzkill625 March 19, 2017