Poseidon’s Hangover

An afternoon thunderstorm in a college town, usually in Florida.
Named so when a storm pukes up a lot, both violently and loudly.

“Looks like Poseidon’s hangover is about to hit.”

by Black Bean Burger Baby June 17, 2018

Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way

After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet

by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022

Poseidon's trident

Poseidon's trident, (Not to be confused with the all too familiar Poseidon's kiss) is what happens when a lucky soul is receiving a coveted Blumpkin and just before arriving turns the bidet to full blast which in turn changes what was memorable moment in time into none other than a life altering, earth shattering, and for lack of a better description, a complete out of body experience that would put the best ayahuasca trip to shame.

Bro, last night at the party that girl totally rocked my world! She was giving me a blumpkin and then hit me with Poseidon's Trident. I'm definitely going to put a ring on it...

by Ricky Fitts November 10, 2024

Poseidon's Kiss

giving or receiving a blowjob while drinking sparkling water.

she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.

by lee Harvey Oswald jr July 27, 2024

poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you

Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss

by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023

poseidon

catholic, pagan, fake faleshood holding a pitchform which is supposed to be the ruler of water, earthquakes, and horses but it's not because it's actually a made-up story that was invented in grease, it's just hair grease, no not really, it came from the country they call greece, its called greek

"You're giving me poseidon right now. Lots of poseidon."
"Well that's mighty catholic of me."
"It fits you."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Poseidon's Rimjob

When a bidet accidentally shoots up your butthole.

"Dude, your toilet just have me a Poseidon's Rimjob. Lower the water pressure."

by Pseudomoose December 31, 2020