Portland coke

(n) Meth, or cocaine heavily laced with meth.

Cocaine purchased in the Portland, Oregon, metro area has a poor reputation for often being diluted with methamphetamine (partially thanks to the rural meth problem in the eastern area of the state).
"Wanna do a line or two later, keep the party going after we get back from the house show in Northeast?"

"I don't know, dude, you better have brought that over with you from NY. I don't want any Portland coke."
by b.d.c. August 06, 2013
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Portland Bored

a lamer version of being bored, that kind of bored one can only experience from living in portland. Feels like a big city, looks like a big city, but there still isn't shit to do. mountain biking, snowboarding, the beach. yeah...only if you want to drive a hour-plus to get there, and fight traffic on too small freeways filled with shitty california, washington, and other oregon idiot drivers.

the only thing that cures it is our Portland Weed. goods stuff!
Joe: wanna go see Big Name Band, at the Rose Garden tonight?

Bob: and pay $100 for nose bleed seats, because there's nothing else to do here, and the city fools will pay to see it? no thanks.

Joe: what else then? i'm bored

Bob: yeah, Portland Bored.
by Alpha Cleezy August 19, 2006
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Portland Howler

The act of regurgitating on ones penis for the purpose of lube, in leu of KY jelly (or other various lubes). First tried in Portland, OR; and the stomach acid burns the receiver's vaginal or anal areas making them blurt a ghastly howl.
Ben: "Dude, I was in a pinch so I pulled a Portland Howler."
Henry: "Did it hurt?"
Ben: "It tingled a little bit, but she was howlin'!"
by haha ik right July 31, 2011
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Portland Gust

stipper fart, made popular in some of Portland Oregon's lower eschelon strip clubs where customers are always looking for the next 'hot idea' to go with their steak dinners
After Burt finished his steak Chloe gave him the Portland Gust, now he don't need a smoke anymore!
by doogiehowzit December 30, 2009
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Portland Mist

While getting a blowjob, just before ejaculation, you put your thumb over your knob like its a hose and spray her down with ejaculate making her look like a glazed VooDoo Donut
I gave her the old portland mist after the blazers game last night.
by loliconqueror69 August 30, 2019
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Portland Organ

When two, or more, hipsters go down on each other and scream as they both realize they have aids because they have not used contraceptive for the past 14 years.
"Bro, I walked into a local coffee shop and saw the nastiest Portland Organ!"
by The Wall Breakers February 23, 2016
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Portland Doubledriver

This sexual act is a combination of the Portland Piledriver & the Portland Assdriver.

It begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.

A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her pussy, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her cunt. Then the cock is completely pulled out. He then her spits on her butthole, aims his cock straight down again, and drives it into her ass. This process is repeated back and forth from ass to cunt.
She was so drink last I got away with the Portland Doubledriver. She almost had one hole when I was done!
by uojr October 14, 2004
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