Getting Portered

The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.

I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.

by Mick 541 May 10, 2018

Dalton Porter

Amazing person, with a great personality. Every girl crushes on you and so do gay guys. Has the biggest of all dicks and gives the best kisses.

Dalton Porter was amazing lastnight.

by Massive cok July 1, 2021

porter and pincer

made up people, the answer to anything u cant be arsed to answer.

"how did i get a 22% on this test?"
"porter and pincer. they degraded u."

by pooooorterandpincerrrrrrrrrr November 8, 2010

Jackson porter

Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??

Friend:put it in already stop teasing me

Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃

by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020

Gus Porter

A boy who once stuffed a mop in someone's face. And gave a Spanish cookbook to someone as a guide to learn Spanish. And is totally not constantly shipped with Mattholomule.

In all seriousness one of the top characters from the animated tv show "The Owl House".

Lad: "What's your favourite ship?"

Lass: "Gustholomule"
Lad: "Gus Porter should totally be with Mattholomule in canon."

by SDE Syndrome September 11, 2023

Porter pottied

To get a blowjob in a weird place

She Porter Pottied me in a church van

by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016

Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.

Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!

by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018