poontang

That sweet pink taco

I was in jail for so long all I wanted was some poontang.

by Jonathan Weaver March 17, 2003

Poontang

The President of Russia.

My Bulgarian buddy always laughs whenever he hears Vladimir Poontang's name.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 10, 2005

Poontang

Another word for vagina. Used by people who are clearly virgins.

Matthew: Yeah, I saw her poontang!
Kaitlyn: You're clearly a virgin, Matthew.

by jesus of suburbia December 23, 2014

Poontang

A fictional townsite or village in Vietnam, especially during the Vietnam War.

I was stationed just South of Poon-Tang.

by lazarus51 August 30, 2003

Poontangle

Difficult situation caused by an extra marrital affair with a worman.

I found myself knee deep in a poontangle when my wife and my girlfriend met at our annual holiday party for work.

by Nick Colorado January 11, 2010

poontango

After a good fuck and your partner is asleep, you may commence poontango which is basically any act of which you taking advantage of the female private parts while she is asleep. i'e. using as a plate, fishing, tasting, prodding or in kinky circumstances, slicing, biting or stabbing.

lissie: oh that was great, i'm real tired, you dont mind if i just fall asleep do you? what will you do?
Charles: Probably commence poontango, but dont worry i'll be fine.
lissie: well ok th- ZZZZZZZZZZ.
Charles: (to himself) W00t

by Infadibulum January 19, 2009

Poontang

Derogatory term used for the female genitalia, often coupled with the word "pie" to form "poontang pie." Made Popular by former professional wrestler and current actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Woman: "And what can I get for you today, sir?"
Man: "How about a piece of pie?"
Woman: "Pie? What kind would you like?"
Man: "I'll take some of your poontang pie!"
<Woman slaps man>

by catwhiskey April 18, 2006