poochie

a nicer socially acceptable way to call someone a "bitch".

"Can't abide by demanding flat-ass poochies"

"Poochies?"

"Can't say 'bitches' no more. Its degrading"

by kayboogs June 12, 2014

Poochini

A stinky vagina.

John - Bro I couldn't sleep last night..
Alex- Why bro?
John- because my girlfriends poochini was in my face and it stunk.

by Joshieboy2021 April 12, 2021

Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.

She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.

Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!

by igitdude October 12, 2011

pooch

an outward rounding of the stomach area -- can be sexy... or not

"Rub my pooch"

by Winnie the Pooch October 24, 2002

Screwing the pooch

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

by Motorhead October 16, 2011

screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008