pluto

1. one of the planets of our solar system. Ceres and "Xena" are also planets. Anything that is round, orbits a star and is NOT a star itself is a planet, no matter what those cretins in the IAU say.

2. a Disney cartoon dog

1. Pluto is a planet, damn it!

2. My mom posed with me and Pluto when we were in Disneyworld in Florida.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 23, 2008

Plukens

1) A mysterious sexual position or move

2) An act of sexual release

Pat: Dude you're never gonna guess what i did to her?

Steve: Did you give her the plukens?

Pat: Nah dude, I plukensed alllllll over her tummy.

by Mr. Plukens July 15, 2010

Plutoed

To demean another to make them feel as though they don't amount to anything. As the scientists did to Pluto.
It's okay Pluto, I'm not a planet either.

Dude this guy hit on my girlfriend so me and my friends just plutoed him for the next hour.

by bye byeee October 7, 2008

plutonium

Super radioactive metal that turns green in the dark. Used in the Fat Man bomb, only 10kg is needed to reach critical mass (self-sustaining reaction.) If exposed to humid conditions, it can spontaneously combust.

Torch: You have a package...Plutonium!?
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 4, 2006

plkoijhuygftrdsewaqzxcvbnm

A thing you may have stumbled upon, because either you are procrastinating the hell out of your assignment, which is due in a few hours, or out of sheer, absolute boredom. Or maybe you have been searching these types of things for almost 2 hours already, and you wanted to find an undefined one. But guess what. I have stolen this one here. Go find your own. Or write another one just like mine, but mine was first, so I'ma be better.

It is very similar to qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but the example is done as first, and it is very common. This one here is at the level of the highest boredom mankind has ever seen.

I don't wanna do this assignment, and I'm super bored, so I'm gonna search up plkoijhuygftrdsewaqzxcvbnm

by CipherGamer December 7, 2019

Plakologist

Origin: Greek / a.k.a. "O Plakatzis"
Meaning: The precise art of laying tiles.

Can be found in the Yellow Pages under "O Kostas"

"Pare ton Plakatzi tilefono na'rthei na mas ftiaksei ta plakakia stin kouzina"

by Da Chris November 21, 2004

plumoid

the username of a really cool guy, and or also means perfect being

you are a plumoid

by plumoid October 31, 2023