Platonia is a mythical land where no one gets laid. Many women force men to live in Platonia, though most women do not realize this is a form of horribly cruel torture. Platonia is also known as 'The Friend Zone,' 'The Land of No Poon,' and 'Anywhere in the World of Warcraft.'
Many men place themselves in Platonia by way of their interactions with women, or by continuously leveling their level 80 Night Elf Druids.
There is no escape from Platonia. You may be granted a one-time visitor's pass to the Wonderful World of Poon, but this pass is granted without notice and usually only after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed.
The few women that live here are flat-chested or have an extreme longing for deep fried anything.
Many men place themselves in Platonia by way of their interactions with women, or by continuously leveling their level 80 Night Elf Druids.
There is no escape from Platonia. You may be granted a one-time visitor's pass to the Wonderful World of Poon, but this pass is granted without notice and usually only after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed.
The few women that live here are flat-chested or have an extreme longing for deep fried anything.
by Artemis Grey April 19, 2008
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Kevin talks to me all the time, so my friend thinks he likes me. But I've told her again and again, it's just platonic.
by broadway* February 14, 2006
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That tile is so platerin with its pluppy grapes sticking out from the wall
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That tile is so platerin with its pluppy grapes sticking out from the wall
by allison lauren hillary January 11, 2009
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Also known as "friends," which is harder to explain to a spouse when one is married.
Also known as "friends," which is harder to explain to a spouse when one is married.
I'm going to dinner at Wild Ginger then to see Rent with Pat, my platonidate for the evening.
My husband went out for drinks with his platonidate last night. I hope she helped him pick some nice jewelry for my birthday!
My husband went out for drinks with his platonidate last night. I hope she helped him pick some nice jewelry for my birthday!
by mountaingrrrl June 17, 2009
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by Employee/Friend September 25, 2010
Get the Platonic harassment mug.An LGBTQIA+ sexuality where platonic (strong friendship) feelings and romantic feelings are indistinguishable. It can be paired with another romantic orientation, such as a platoniromantic aromantic. It is on the aro spectrum.
Person 1 - Hey guys, I'm coming out to you as platoniromantic.
Person 2 - Oh cool, well I'm not sure what that means so I better look up the definition on Urban Dictionary.
Person 2 - Oh cool, well I'm not sure what that means so I better look up the definition on Urban Dictionary.
by S'mee, Larkspur. November 8, 2020
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"Yo Eren you want to hand this Friday?"
"Nah man, I'm going on a plato-date with Bridget."
"But she's a girl, so doesn't that mean you want to hit that?"
"We're just friends, man."
"Nah man, I'm going on a plato-date with Bridget."
"But she's a girl, so doesn't that mean you want to hit that?"
"We're just friends, man."
by bridget hojo November 8, 2013
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