plagerjizm

When someone claims another person's child as their own.

Tyrone often took his nephew to the park and pretended the boy was his, but the women he picked up knew that it was just plagerjizm, they'd never give him the time of day.

by caseybond January 22, 2007

Plague President

The Trumpster will surely go down in history as the Plague President.

As the Plague President, I feel it is my duty to take hydroxychloroquine!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2020

Boobonic Plague

A disease that spreads through airborne contract. Most people are able to avoid the disease but the infected, mostly women, are cursed with massive breasts.

"Damn, did you see that girl?"

"Yeah man, her boobs are HUGE!"

"Yeah, it's like she has the boobonic plague."

by Kovlalani December 30, 2018

Plague Inc

That one game where you control a disease that must spread trough the world and kill everyone, and you just do it over and over again.

My virus killed everyone in Plague Inc. In the next game, everyone just comes back to life.

by GROVEnotusedb4 May 6, 2020

bubonic plague

A contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which lolwtfpwnd a third of the world's population. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person or by the bite of fleas from an infected host, especially a rat, and characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, and the formation of buboes.

Me: I have the bubonic plague. My lymph nodes R hurt.
Onlooker: You are lolwtfpwnd.

by sux0r May 11, 2006

Plaggle

To Have A Bong.

Background : www.flashbugga.com

It's Plaggle O'clock

by Flashbugga June 9, 2004

phagg

A person who is obviously straight, and often says or does gay things.

A guy with his girlfriend grabs annother guy's butt.

Friend says " wow what a phagg"

by fluffbuff9599 January 20, 2016