Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

Detective Pikachu

A sex act where the female cosplays as a Pikachu, then as you are about to climax, she reveals she is actually your father.

"hey baby you wanna Detective Pikachu tonight?"

by Cecesqrf May 11, 2019

pickaxe

An itch located deep within the anal cavity. One runs the risk of their appendage smelling like fecal matter if (s)he so chooses to take it on.

Example 1

Don: Why are you walking so funny?
Craig: Dude, I got a pickaxe!

Example 2

Don: Dude, you picking a wedgie?
Craig: No I just have a major pickaxe!

Example 3

Craig: Dude, smell my finger!
Don: Why?
Craig: I just took care of a pickaxe!

by fartmaster69 October 26, 2011

Pikachuing

Pikachuing is when you begin jizzing on your partners face and whipping them with live electric cables, screaming "you do not have enough badges to train me!"

My Ex? Well he started Pikachuing me and I lost control of my bowels... so he dumped me.

No, me and my partner prefer Pikachuing to Donkypunching - I like the tingle :)

Everyone at the orgy tripled when we tried Pikachuing, Blastoising and Charzarding at the same time. Now the whole room is covered in shit and smells of burnt pubic hair loool.

by DirtyDozz March 20, 2014

pickanosis

A chronic case of nose-picking.

We regret to inform you that your son has a severe case of pickanosis

by Slatte February 6, 2008

pikachu-saucebot

The pikachu sauce bot is a sexual move where the female is connected to some sort of electrical shocking device (tazer, dog collar, ect.), and is shocked to provide her sexual energy. This is why its called the sauce'bot'. While the female is being shocked, the male will proceed to have sex with her while pouring some sort of sauce all over her body. (usually pasta sauce).

My girl is so fried today. I gave her a pikachu-saucebot last night and shes still dizzy.

by matthewsjordan7 April 15, 2009

pikachu effect

When a girl thinks your cute, but in a plutonic way. Derived from how every girl thinks pikachu is adorable but would never ever date him.

Bart: hey man i think michelle likes me!!

Phil: your 5'6, weigh 190 pounds, and still live with your mom. Thats just the pikachu effect man.

by lil' snoopy January 21, 2010