palm pilot

the nickname of someone who just hit puberty, and now spends all of their time masturbating

ever since he turned 13, he has been a real palm pilot

by Phade March 2, 2003

pinochet helicopter

A joyous experience that any self respecting social justice warrior should volunteer for.Involves being bundled onto a helicopter and thrown from a great height,usually into the pacific ocean.

the whiny bitch could not back up her arguments,so we put her on a pinochet helicopter and threw her into the pacific.

by rillnegro May 28, 2016

Pinocchia

Wooden phone. Or an older type of cell phones or cell phone covers that looks like it's made of wood.

My dad still keeps his first pinocchia that we bought him for his 51st birthday.

by CompleteStranger October 3, 2009

pinoccilingus

The art of giving pleasure with one's nose.

Q. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toybox?

A. She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and moaning, "lie To Me!!!"

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"I dare you to Google 'pinoccilingus. It's probably some porno with the Brothers Rimm".

by TheBigBadWolfie June 17, 2009

Pinocchio goatee

When a guy shaves his junk but leaves his ball fro intact.

I ran out of shaving cream today while shaving my junk and ended up having to leave a pinocchio goatee.

by pinocchio69 March 2, 2010

Pino Shield

A type of armor used to protect the balls and weiner from direct skin to skin contact with a Pino whore and/or ladyboy. A typical shield would consist of a t shirt tucked into ones underwear.

Holy shit! Let’s get the fuck out of here! That ladyboy just tried to get ahold of my balls, good thing I had my Pino shield on.

by PinoPete May 19, 2018

Belgian Piñata

Busting a fat load on a woman's face and then throwing confetti on the area with the bit on it.

"Diiiiick guess what I did to that slut after I took her to you bedroom?"
"What?"
"I gave her a Belgian Piñata!"
"Niiiiiiice!"

by Bobby pyn 79 July 16, 2009