964 Pinocchio

Person one: dude have you seen 964 Pinocchio?
Person two: yeah, that shits weird
by IHasEars! August 15, 2022
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Pinocchio Code

When a man makes a gay joke and the other man gets an erection due to the detail in the joke
Gary got a case of the pinocchio code at work the other day
by PeJota Fatgirl July 06, 2019
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The Pinocchio

When a woman has three or more penises controlled by one common string and the gentleman say “I’m a real boy” in unison.
I heard Margarita did The Pinocchio with the starting five lineman of the football team.
by SmithDickey January 14, 2021
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Chipmunk Pinocchio

During a blowjob, she puts both of your nuts in her mouth and looks up at you with the base of your dick at her nose
Every time she blows me she'll tell me my dick is small and when I look down all I see is Chipmunk Pinocchio
by LivinlikelLarry January 07, 2017
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Angled Pinocchio

When you have intentions of penetrating a woman’s vagina, but accidentally push up instead of in resulting in a cut that goes upward through the body from the genital region with the precision of a scalpel which makes for a very painful torn clitoris and in some cases, a gutted girlfriend.
Don’t talk to him, he gave me an Angled Pinocchio.”
by Prescription Bottle February 16, 2021
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