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Strawberry Phosphates

Phosphates were carbonated beverages made-from-scratch by the "soda jerk" using carbonated soda water, flavored syrups and phosphoric acid -- in this case, they are flavored with strawberry syrup.

In slang, Strawberry Phosphates refer to strippers; the term is in reference to Thornton Wilder's play "Our Town", in which Mrs. Gibbs references her son George spending all of his money on strawberry phosphates, jokingly thought to be the character Emily's stripper name.
George: Aw, Ma,-- I got a lot of things to buy.
Mrs. Gibbs: Strawberry phosphates--that's what you spend it on.

"Our Town", Act I
by STAGEWEST December 27, 2011
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Poops McGee

"fate"

When Kyle took a bullet for Jack Black in the HBO series "Tenacious D"

Jack Black sings a solo ballad for his fallen friend, who harmonizes--it seems--from heaven. JB sings that KG's "decision to rescue me..." and KG interrupts, "was definitely Poops McGee."

Interview after the show revealed nothing, as JB and KG never explained who or what Poops McGee is, but the generally accepted definition is "fate"
It was Poops McGee that I missed that flight...
by Future Kids of Greater Jlem October 14, 2004
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sweetie poops

instead of saying sweetie pie, you say sweetie poops. its like boo, or baby, or honey. a term of endearment.
by enitsirhc December 6, 2006
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plopsicle

A popsicle containing or wholly consisting of Anal excrement.
"Wow Jimmy this plopsicle is great! how did you know I loved corn?"
by Pisshead February 16, 2005
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Bdubs Poops

An intense tearing of a new anus, brought on by massive consumption of spicy Buffalo Wild Wings. This poo can take on many forms, but all involve pain.
John's crying in the bathroom because he's got the Bdubs Poops.
by TreeCrapper56 July 20, 2011
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you take boring poops

An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement
Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"

Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"
by greigh_river February 10, 2010
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