Philly Beatdown 

The act of getting your ass beat into a nasty, messy, catastrophically bloody pulp by a true Philadelphian. It is actually a painful honor of sorts; if you're gonna get your ass beat, it might as well be done by someone who can do it right.

Jim: Yo, I woke up with two black eyes, a broken arm, and like half my face missing... WTF happened last night?

Bob: Dude, you're lucky you woke up at all. You were face wasted and started mouthin' off at this girl from PA. She had enough of you at one point and gave your ass a real, gritty Philly Beatdown.

Jimbo: Oh... a Philly Beatdown's what happened... no wonder I CRS!!!

Philly Beatdown by Autumn Batman McGarity August 15, 2010

philly mike

Someone who talks really slow and shakes your hand all the time and is from Philadelphia. They are normally extremely hairy and talk with a terrible Italian accent. Moist hands. Goes to gino's. Lose's coffepot on occasion.

Man, that philly mike just shook my hand with his/her hairy moist hand.

philly mike by William Frankfurter November 30, 2006

Philly Fake

fill-e fay-kuh:
A term describing a sexual maneuver where the male is behind the female, as in doggy style. When he nears completion he removes his member and spits on the female's back, fooling her into believing that he blew all over her sweaty ass cheeks. When she turns around to look him in the eye, he fires off a batch of hot skeet right in her face, and voila! The Philly Fake!

I was tapping this MILF the other day and decided it would be a nice treat to introduce her to the Philly Fake.

Philly Fake by DezlPower June 1, 2003

Philly Dime Bag

A makeshift weapon composed of an old dime bag (small sandwich bag) full of shaved iron filings. The bag is struck across a targets face with great force, breaking the bag and covering the targets face, and particularly eyes, with iron filings. The iron filings will destroy eye tissue, and if inhaled will destroy lung tissue.

So named for its use in the Philadelphia crime world.

Andre now coughs up blood because he got Philly dime bagged.

Philly Dime Bag by DeezN March 18, 2006

Philly Taco 

Ingredients:
- cheesesteak
- pizza

Lay an entire cheesesteak on top of a large slice of pizza. Line up the cheesesteak parallel to the pizza crust and simply roll it over the cheesesteak, up to the point of your slice.

Recommendation #1:
- first get a slice of Lorenzo's pizza near 3rd & South (because it's large & delicious then walk less than a block to Jim's Cheesesteaks at 4th & South (because they too are delicious & proximity is essential so both ingredients are hot).

Recommendation #2:
- order “Prov wit, whiz on top”. This sexy intermingling of cheese provides the stretchiness of provolone while simultaneously fulfilling the need for whiz’s creamy mushiness. fried onions are a no-brainer.

Guy #1: Yo dude, it's 2:30am and I'm drunk and starving. Do you want pizza or a cheesesteak?

Guy #2: Dude, I'm so hungry I could eat both.

Guy #1: Shit man, you need a philly taco!

Philly Taco by richie goldberg August 16, 2008

Philly Swirl 

an intricate oral sex move performed on a man where, while giving an already incredible blow job, the girl gently twists her hands in a kind of corkscrew motion and also swirls her tongue around the head of his cock.

originating in the dorms of a philadelphia university and with all the twisting and swirling, the name "philly swirl" was only fitting.

"hey girl, what'd you do last night?"

"i gave my boyfriend an amazing philly swirl and he busted all over my face."

Philly Swirl by mrs. sex master 3000 October 24, 2008

Philly Fans 

Fans that have a bad reputation despite being one of the only cities that does not riot and burn it's own city after a championship.

Somewhere along the line our civilization deemed it was worse to throw snowballs at a drunk dressed up like santa who was egging on the fans, than it is to riot after a championship injuring hundreds of police officers and getting into fights with players like what they do in chicago and detroit. Philly fans are the best.

Philly Fans by spacespacespace June 6, 2010