Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017

pinching a squelcher

when you're pooping and instead of pinching it off, you mush it

dude, i went to the bathroom and i was totally pinching a squelcher

by geezerpleaser69 February 1, 2022

office pitching wedge

this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.

Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Shock Phishing

The act of attaching a false story to a shocking and/or gruesome image and posting it on a social media website in order to increase page traffic.

My friend fell victim to Shock Phishing when he posted the hoax story about the baby with cancer

by Dr Stan February 8, 2013

rhyme pinching

When a rapper pronounces a word differently then it is traditionally pronounced as to make said word rhyme with a word it conventionally does not rhyme with.

Eminem is rhyme pinching when he mispronounces the word "by" to make it sound like it rhymes with the word "god" , even though these words do not congrue with a traditional rhyme.

by PRiME & PM January 3, 2018

Pritching

The act of taking 13 horse dicks two elephant dicks and a blue whale penis up the ass and still having room for more.

Holy shit that fag over there is probably amazing at pritching.

by zzPRITCHardedz September 10, 2010