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Philadelphia Orchestra

Once a great orchestra, now members and subscribers leaving like rats running from a sinking ship. The orchestra has suffered for a few decades with "Wernick-ites" (translation: endless horrible orchestral commission to make anyone with taste just vomit), and any attempt to reclaim these subscribers will never happen. No recording contracts, no radio broadcasts, a tragic loser now in its final stage of existence.
"I went to the Philadelphia Orchestra concert last night and it was like a beginners music appreciation event. I plan to give up my subscription immediately. Luckily there was none of that dreadful new music from those academic freaks and nerds who call themselves composers".
by Richard Wornout December 15, 2010
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Philadelphia Footlong

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue
She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.
by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022
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Philadelphia Sunscreen

Using an empty sun cream container (preferably the spray kind) as a vessel to smuggle alcohol into events where its prohibited.
Inspired by the episode "The Gang goes to the Jersey Shore" episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 7.

"I hear the security is really strict at this gig, I think I'll just have a Philadelphia sunscreen"
by KhenM August 30, 2013
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philadelphia snowball

Look at those hipsters, I'm going to throw a Philadelphia snowball at them.
by RolandaM May 27, 2016
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Philadelphia Highboy

A highboy is when you take a dump in a urinal, but a PHILADELPHIA Highboy is when you take a runny dump in a urinal after eating cheesesteaks and beer.
Someone left a real Philadelphia Highboy in the restroom!
by Dick Shannery November 23, 2018
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Full Philadelphia

A state of learned helplessness and anger achieved after one has been mugged, burglarized, and had car/bike stolen in the City of Brotherly Love.
Chad: "This year has been a debacle! I have only been in Philly a year, in grad school at Penn, and I've already been mugged, had my fixie (bike) stolen, and my posh condo was burglarized!"

Bob: "Congratulations! You scored 'A Full Philadelphia!'"
by Me, Gonch August 5, 2012
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Philadelphia knuckleball

getting jacked off using a Philly cheesesteak. cheese sauce only. then rubbing the sandwich in your partners face while they eat it afterwards.
Are you hungry? I want a Philadelphia knuckleball
by chapsfranklin September 3, 2016
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