Paranoid Android

The Good Definition - The Greatest Alt Song Ever Made

The Boring Definition - That thing from hitchhiker's guide.

Devious Individual: Do you know about paranoid android?

Me (also a devious individual): Radiohead or Nah?

by This is the man February 18, 2024

paranoidio

someone who is very paranoid about something and keeps talking on about the paranoid thing.

Space: Wait, you're hiding? What's happening? Is a serial killer on the loose?? Is there a disappearance ghoul?? Is there a flying whiteboard coming our way?? There must be something wrong because you're hiding. You never hide. Are you mentally sane still? Oh yeah your friend is coming over and trying to take over the world, right! Totally not a part of our imagination. We must check on that betagori baby. Otherwise maybe friendynin might be coming for us! Something is definitely wrong right! I'm not paranoid!!!
Tree: What?
Space: It's perfectly justified that I'm paranoid! Tree's hiding and Tree has a psycho friend. Duty of care. Don't you understand anything? Space and Tree must be prepared: check on everything and get everything like it's the takeover and...
*22 minutes and 89 seconds later*
Space: toilet paper so-
*Tree throws opi rock*
*Space is stunned*
Tree: Phew! I can go now! Space is such a paranoidio...

by awinokotobaha March 25, 2026

dio puttanoide

A swear that literally means something similar to pimp God but puttanoide isn't a real word so

It gives a demential sense to the swear

Dio puttanoide....mi sono cadute le chiavi nel tombino

by Daghegasuncolpo December 7, 2016

《¤》Paranoid《¤》paraUnoid《¤》paranoiD《¤》

What I call genders who are addicted to suppositories.

Person 1: Are you addicted to suppositories?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: 《¤》Paranoid《¤》paraUnoid《¤》paranoiD《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

let's get paranoid

Smoke so much weed to the point of getting paranoid, after which the high is awesome!

I got some great diesel, let's get paranoid.

by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 4, 2020

love is paranoid

Love is paranoid is a legendary song by punk rock band “The Distillers”

Oh my! My love is paranoid

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023

weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza

Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”

by Superjuliam September 6, 2023