perk friend

" The Perk Friend" definition: a friend who is really shady acting but in public will pretend so hard that the friend (aka victim) actually is their best and only friend just to leach off the perks said friend(aka victim)has to offer them. Whether it be meals, transportation, favor of other friends of said friend(aka victim) has and all other resources but when no perks are available they are back to acting shady and coasting by awaiting another opportunity to get perks.

Stacie said that Kiki was being a perk friend because she is always around when she seems to benefit from it only.

by Jayeverell August 22, 2021

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PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!

Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?

Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

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perks and pain

top 5 airport player of all time perks and pain is the best

perks and pain how are u doing on this fine evening of April

by dietolive April 29, 2022

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Jack perks

A Ginger kid that is purely disrespectful and thinks he’s hard and goes by perksy plays and has a giant hole in his chest

Your a jack perks

by The flour bomber September 23, 2021

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PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

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